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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“It is the stupid and the ugly who have the best of it in this world”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray