Maya

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

“If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.”
― Virginia Woolf

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Walter Langer

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin