Nicolette

“I think the most joyous thing in life is to loaf around and watch another bloke do a job of work. Look how popular are the men who dig up London with electric drills. Duke's son, cook's son, son of a hundred kings, people will stand there for hours on end, ear drums splitting. Why? Simply for the pleasure of being idle while watching other people work.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, The Five Red Herrings

“We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Eating the Dinosaur

“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of bastard lies to his own mother?”
― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines