Chadwick Ulstad

“I curled myself into a ball and cried quietly, doing that thing that only young people can do, namely, feeling sorry for myself. Once you're past thirty you lose that ability; instead of feeling sorry for yourself you turn bitter.”
― Douglas Coupland, Eleanor Rigby

“Well if you wake up intending to murder someone at two o’clock, you hardly think what you’re going to feed the corpse for dinner."
“Aspargus is in season,” said Francis helpfully.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“She didn't use the misery of others to cultivate her own smugness, true, but at least I didn't go about eating all their food.”
― Martin Amis, The Rachel Papers

“He was going to make this happen. His feet and his head was set, and when he got that way, he always did what he said he was going to do. It was his pride. The only one he had.”
― Richard Bachman, Blaze