Robert

“- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope

“[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A man with helpmate and with children too?/ A man who hath his Empire serv'd with pride?/ A man, perhaps, who wish'd for perfect peace?/ What'er thou wert, goodman, thy pardon grant/ Unto the one who took thy place: e'en me.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope

“Aye, say thou fool? Then fool, good Sir, am I.
But when thou sayest fool remember well
That fools do walk in foolish company.
So if I am a fool, perhaps ’tis true
That other fools around me may be found.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope

“Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper?

-Leia Organa”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope