Columbus Ahmann

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
― Mark Twain

“You're not a Quaker, Jeremy. I happen to know you put beer on your cornflakes.”
― Kyle Keyes, Matching Configurations

“It made her think that it was curious how much nicer a person looked when he smiled.”
― Frances Hodgson Burnett, The Secret Garden

“I am always willing to run some hazard of being tedious, in order to be sure that I am perspicuous; and, after taking the utmost pains that I can to be perspicuous, some obscurity may still appear to remain upon a subject, in its own nature extremely abstracted.”
― Adam Smith, An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations