“I would like you to have a beautiful day every day.”
― The Lady of the Rivers
― The Lady of the Rivers
“You don’t get to say it’s not a big thing. This is a big fucking thing, okay? This was supposed to be—this is mine. I’m supposed to decide when and where and who knows and how I want to say it.” Suddenly, my throat gets thick. “So, yeah, you took that from me.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“We know you stood guard duty at the White House, Reuben. We have film of you urinating behind the bushes.”
― Worm Holes
― Worm Holes
“Like most gunters, I voted to reelect Cory Doctorow and Wil Wheaton (again). There were no term limits, and those two geezers had been doing a kick-ass job of protecting user rights for over a decade.”
― Ready Player One
― Ready Player One
“they’re teaching us that the real Catholic belief about Mary is that she got pregnant through her ear—that “Just as Eve listened to Satan and gave birth to sin, so Mary listened to Gabriel and became pregnant with the Son of God.”
― Dodging Satan: My Irish/Italian, Sometimes Awesome, But Mostly Creepy, Childhood
― Dodging Satan: My Irish/Italian, Sometimes Awesome, But Mostly Creepy, Childhood
Michale’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Michale’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Michale
Lists liked by Michale




















