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“It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

tags: cucumbers, funny, pickles, random

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“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

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“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

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“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. ”
― Ellen DeGeneres

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“So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

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