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“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

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“So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

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“Never follow anyone else's path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

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“Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

tags: funny, haiku

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“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. ”
― Ellen DeGeneres

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