Joanna

“I saw something nasty in the woodshed.”
― Stella Gibbons, Cold Comfort Farm

“The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to preserve you in some innocent state with their false protection, or are ‘brutally honest.’ When someone tells, lets you think for yourself, experience your own emotions, he is treating you as a true equal, a friend…And the best men cook for you.”
― Whitney Otto, How to Make an American Quilt

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
― George Carlin

“I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.”
― Jennifer Armintrout, Ashes to Ashes