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“It isn't a club," I said calmly. "It's a walking stick."
"Six feet long."
"It's traditional Ozark folk art."
"With dents and nicks all over it."
I thought about it for a second. "I'm insecure?"
"Get a blanket." He held out his hand. I signed and passed my staff over to him. "Do I get a receipt?"
He took a notepad from his pocket and wrote on it. Then he passed it over to me. It read: Received, one six foot tall traditional Ozark walking club from Mr. Smart-Ass.”
― Turn Coat
"Six feet long."
"It's traditional Ozark folk art."
"With dents and nicks all over it."
I thought about it for a second. "I'm insecure?"
"Get a blanket." He held out his hand. I signed and passed my staff over to him. "Do I get a receipt?"
He took a notepad from his pocket and wrote on it. Then he passed it over to me. It read: Received, one six foot tall traditional Ozark walking club from Mr. Smart-Ass.”
― Turn Coat
“You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.”
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“Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.”
― Cold Days
― Cold Days
“Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow." He pushed up his glasses with his forefinger, folded his arms, and said, "Do your worst.”
― Dead Beat
― Dead Beat
“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.”
― Dead Beat
― Dead Beat
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This is a horror book club for those who like their horror horrific. Names such as Stephen King, Brian Keene, and Michael McDowell are writers of true ...more
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