“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
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“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
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