Prometheus

“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
― George Carlin

“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
― george carlin

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”
― George Carlin