

“the answer to every problem involved penguins”
― The Throne of Fire
― The Throne of Fire

“Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot?”
― Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be
― Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be

“Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?”
― Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be
― Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be
“[Lord Horror] was so unique and radical, I expected to go to prison for it. I always thought that if you wrote a truly dangerous book -- something dangerous would happen to you. Which is one reason there are so few really dangerous books around. Publishers play at promoting dangerous books, whether they're Serpent's Tail or Penguin. All you get is a book vetted by committee, never anything radically imaginative or offensive that will take your fucking head off. Ironically, I think it would do other authors a power of good if they had to account for their books by going to prison -- there are far too many bad books being published!”
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“Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky!
Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly!”
― Whimsy Girl
Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly!”
― Whimsy Girl
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