Kent

“Children have no business expressing opinions on anything except "Do you have enough room in the toes?”
― Florence King, Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Southerners have a genius for psychological alchemy...If something intolerable simply cannot be changed, driven away or shot they will not only tolerate it but take pride in it as well.”
― Florence King

“Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.”
― Dorothy Parker