“And if you don't spend every second outdoors, people think there's someting wrong with you.”
― Diary of a Wimpy Kid
― Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“Christopher heard a pair of women gossiping nearby, whispering in disapproving undertones.
"... Ramsey was found flirting in a corner with a woman. They had to drag him away from her."
"Who was it?"
"His own wife."
"Oh, dear.”
― Love in the Afternoon
"... Ramsey was found flirting in a corner with a woman. They had to drag him away from her."
"Who was it?"
"His own wife."
"Oh, dear.”
― Love in the Afternoon
“Words are not enough. Not mine, cut off at the throat before they breathe. Never forming, broken and swallowed, tossed into the void before they are heard. It would be easy to follow, fall to my knees, prostrate before the deli counter. Sweep the shelves clear, scatter the tins, pound the cakes to powder. Supermarket isles stretching out in macabre displays. Christmas madness, sad songs and mistletoe, packed car parks, rotten leaves banked up in corners. Forgotten reminders of summer before the storm. Never trust a promise, they take prisoners and wishes never come true. Fairy stories can have grim endings and I don’t know how I will face the world without you.”
― More Than Love, A Husband's Tale
― More Than Love, A Husband's Tale
“I’m dying for him to touch me, I’m praying for him to taste me, I’m wishing for him to fuck me.”
― The Hot One
― The Hot One
“The arrogant man probably thought his path to heaven was already assured, and that he acted in accordance to God’s will just by breathing.”
― In Bed with a Highlander
― In Bed with a Highlander
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