James Christy

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ”
― Henny Youngman

“My grandmother is over eighty
and she still doesn’t need glasses.

Drinks right out of the bottle.”
― Henny Youngman

“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”
― Henny Youngman

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
― Henny Youngman