Cecil

“I cast Heal on myself as I read her message a second time, confusion rising. Anton started moving toward Oshun’s shrine while Sister Ines and Paz tried to stop him. “You have to break his finger!” Donut yelled. “Goodness. Carl, look at his erection! Good for you, Anton!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“Right now, I needed to get this damn crab to jerk off into the ocean.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“She saw something too many parents miss. This petite, timid child wasn’t a reflection of herself. She was something much more wondrous. She was an unwritten story, one that could end up anywhere. A story where neither of the parents were the main character.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods