Cecil

“Right now, I needed to get this damn crab to jerk off into the ocean.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“I cast Heal on myself as I read her message a second time, confusion rising. Anton started moving toward Oshun’s shrine while Sister Ines and Paz tried to stop him. “You have to break his finger!” Donut yelled. “Goodness. Carl, look at his erection! Good for you, Anton!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“So, what’s the moral of this little history lesson? This sort of thing happens all day, every day across the universe. It happens in Big Ways, and it happens in little ways, too. The strong stomp on the weak. The weak fight back, usually within the boundaries of the rat trap they find themselves confined. They almost always remain firmly stomped. But sometimes, the weak gather in secret. They make plans. They work outside the system to effect change.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“Ever since that first monkey looked up into the sky and saw something twinkling up there, you meat puppets have tried to force twenty pounds of existential meaning into a ten pound sack of chaos.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods