Abbey

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
― George Carlin

“Warm summer sun,
shine brightly here,
Warm Southern wind,
blow softly here,
Green sod above,
lie light, lie light,
Good night, dear heart;
good night, good night.”
― Mark Twain

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock