Parnika

“No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.”
― Patricia Briggs, River Marked

“A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad.”
― Karl Lagerfeld

“You? A man? Wants to come shopping with a woman? For clothes?”
“Ah, but not for clothes, not for skirts or shoes.” He shuddered. “For lingerie. And that, my love, is a whole different story. Any time you want to shop for silky underwear, I’ll gladly accompany you.”
― Lauren Dane, Giving Chase