“Unrequited love is the infinite curse of a lonely heart.”
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“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”
― This Book Title is Invisible
― This Book Title is Invisible
“He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax...”
― I Served the King of England
― I Served the King of England
“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.”
― This Book Has No Title
― This Book Has No Title
“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.”
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
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