Matthew C.

“Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.”
― Noël Coward

“I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling, yet it still manages to amaze me. It’s as if the person next to you had been washing shoe polish off a pig, then suddenly threw down his sponge saying, “Fuck this. I’m going to Los Angeles!”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

“I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.”
― Amy Sedaris

“Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can”
― Noël Coward