Anna

“That man is such a damn turd monkey."
"Grandma!" I said.
"Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"
"Yes, Grandma, you did."
She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”
― P.C. Cast

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”
― P.C. Cast

“Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.”
― P.C. Cast, Untamed

“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.”
― P.C. Cast, Chosen