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“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
― Mae West

“Self pity becomes your oxygen. But you learned to breathe it without a gasp. So, nobody even notices you're hurting.”
― Paul Monette