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“Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing:

If I started that gay rights group,
I must be gay.

So if i start an animal rights group,
what does that make me?

A giraffe?”
― James Howe, Addie on the Inside

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
― Mae West

“Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!”
― Gemma Halliday, Deadly Cool