Valle

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein