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“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
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Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
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“America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.”
― I Am America
― I Am America
Michal’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Michal’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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24 friends
33 books
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12 books
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108 friends
2 books
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2 books
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17 friends
158 books
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259 friends
6 books
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19 friends
18 books
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162 friends
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