“Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.”
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“You are thirty minutes late."
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”
― Ham on Rye
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.”
― Ham on Rye
“If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
“Oh, never and forever aren't for mortals, love. But we won't be parted till I know it's right that we part.”
― Lavinia
― Lavinia
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