Sharon K.

“Did you ever eat a whole box of cookies right in a row? Did you ever do that? I don't mean take them into your bedroom or something. I mean open them right up in the kitchen as soon as you get home from the store and eat 'em while you're standing there? Just stare at the toaster while you're eatin' a whole goddamn box of cookies?”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

“Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.”
― George Carlin

“Sometimes I just want to paint the words "It's my fault" across my forehead to save people the time of being pissed off at me.”
― Christina Westover

“There's enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.”
― Lisa Samson, Hollywood Nobody