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“Okay. Would you rather I looked like Hugh Jackman or George Clooney?”
“Johnny Depp,” she says.

She answers a little too fast for my comfort. “What the hell, Lake? You’re supposed to say Will! You’re supposed to say you want me to look like me!”

“But you weren't one of the options,” she says.

“Neither was Johnny Depp!”
― Colleen Hoover, Point of Retreat

“Shit happens. Doesn't mean you have to step in it. But if you do I would buy a new pair of shoes.”
― Kilburn Hall

“Things are called shit for a reason, dear.”
― Chloe Jun

“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed