Lyla Jade

“Are you ... crying?" He was horrified, it was so plain in his voice, and she wanted badly to shrink away from him, but of course her injured ankle kept her locked in place.

"No. I have a condition where my tear ducts produce an excess of warm, salty water when I'm tired or in distress.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“The first to defy him was naturally the fucking frog.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Accomplice to the Villain

“If you don't relax and start reading, I'll have to begin narrating out loud. And fair warning, I do voices. And accents."
He clears his throat dramatically and looks down at his book before reciting in a thick Scottish brogue. ""I don' wan'a cup'a tea' McNally told the told widow. 'I wan'a see Cormack.' 'I told ye,' she replied. 'Cormack don' wan'a see ye. Ye'll hav'te wait till-'"
Ward stop butchering what should have been an enchanting accent the moment I snap my book open.
"You should see your face right now," he says, grinning. "But come on, I wasn't that bad."
I beg to differ. I feel like my ears are bleeding.”
― Lynette Noni, Whisper

“It was a hard lesson to learn that sometimes it was better to remain lonely than to waste companionship and energy on someone undeserving.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain