Surya

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
― Mark Twain

“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”
― George Carlin

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.”
― Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush