“Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad,”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“Don’t tell me,” I said. “Um, the other player is named Death_Dealer_Alltime_God_8324.” “No,” Swagger said, scowling. “The other elite Guardian player is named Gabby. We all call her Gabby.” I almost fainted. “A player with a normal, basic name?!?”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32
“Cassie hears the screaming as she backs away from the closet. It takes her a moment to identify the voice as her own.”
― The Ex
― The Ex
“Mrs. Umbridge smacked her desk a couple more times – CRACK! CRACK! – to ensure we were paying attention”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20
“What could he have done that would be of interest to anyone?” I said. “He’s just a weird old man.”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 28
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 28
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