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“Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Don’t tell me,” I said. “Um, the other player is named Death_Dealer_Alltime_God_8324.” “No,” Swagger said, scowling. “The other elite Guardian player is named Gabby. We all call her Gabby.” I almost fainted. “A player with a normal, basic name?!?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32

“Cassie hears the screaming as she backs away from the closet. It takes her a moment to identify the voice as her own.”
― Freida McFadden, The Ex

“Mrs. Umbridge smacked her desk a couple more times – CRACK! CRACK! – to ensure we were paying attention”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20