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“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

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“Cassie hears the screaming as she backs away from the closet. It takes her a moment to identify the voice as her own.”
― Freida McFadden, The Ex

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“Well, gee,” I say. “If I’m so goddamn unlikable, why did you marry me in the first place?” “Beats me.”
― Freida McFadden, Want to Know a Secret?

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“Mrs. Umbridge smacked her desk a couple more times – CRACK! CRACK! – to ensure we were paying attention”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

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“This time Claire responded. “It was like something in the bottom of the lake ... burped. There was a giant bubble that appeared on the surface of the lake and then popped.” “Maybe one of your priests farted in there,” said Otis.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

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