“Gavin sighed. “Are you ever going to trust me?” “Yeah.” “Yeah? When?” “When pigs fly.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“The Ballad of Winston, the wandering trader BOOK 10”
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10
“How old are you? I won’t tell you my exact age, but it begins with a 4. (And, no, I am not 4 years old.)”
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29
― Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29
“mmmmpphhtthhh?”
― Waste of Space
― Waste of Space
“You saved Ginny . . . you saved Arthur . . . now you’ve saved Ron . . .”
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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