Battle

“Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams.”
― Amazon Reviewers, Did You Read That Review?: A Compilation of Amazon's Funniest Reviews

“Dr. Faustus,” said the Ender King gruffly, “how could this be true?” Dr. Foster shook his head.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32

“a $25 gift card to Barnes & Noble (I mean, what even is that? It sounds like a cheap law firm),”
― Amazon Reviewers, Did You Read That Review?: A Compilation of Amazon's Funniest Reviews

“Oh, bountiful Overworld We take you for granted You feed us without asking For anything in return. We mistreat you sometimes And you never say a word When we dig massive holes And extract all your minerals. Yet, you still love us Like our own mothers do Oh, Overworld, we love you We love you so much.”
― Dr. Block, Valentine's Day for Baby Zeke