Battle

“smancy”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 42 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“mmmmpphhtthhh?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Swedish is a very guttural language. Three people yelling at one another in it sounded kind of like a room full of geese trying to hock up phlegm.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)