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“AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“You saved Ginny . . . you saved Arthur . . . now you’ve saved Ron . . .”
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
― Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“Gavin sighed. “Are you ever going to trust me?” “Yeah.” “Yeah? When?” “When pigs fly.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“ya haw-tar day”
― Waste of Space
― Waste of Space
“exasperation”
― The Enchantress Returns
― The Enchantress Returns
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