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“Dear Daci,
I wish to ask for Audrey Rose’s hand and fear putting a foot in my mouth instead. The taste of leather soles doesn’t suit me. You know what I think of fools, and I’m the worst sort. Please help.
Your massively intelligent yet moronic brother,
Thomas”
― Becoming the Dark Prince
I wish to ask for Audrey Rose’s hand and fear putting a foot in my mouth instead. The taste of leather soles doesn’t suit me. You know what I think of fools, and I’m the worst sort. Please help.
Your massively intelligent yet moronic brother,
Thomas”
― Becoming the Dark Prince
“While my cousin had the voice of a nightingale, Thomas’s singing was atrocious. A cat in heat held a note in a more pleasant manner than he did. At least it proved he wasn’t limitlessly skilled, which pleased me to no end.”
― Capturing the Devil
― Capturing the Devil
“I despise being the one having an emotional dilemma. It’s much more enjoyable being the one consoling you. You haven’t even offered to let me sit on your lap. You’re terrible at this.”
― Capturing the Devil
― Capturing the Devil
“I find myself striving to learn new talents, especially when the result is you looking—”
“Radiant?” I guessed.
“I was going to suggest ‘like you wish to destroy my virtue at once,’ but I suppose yours isn’t a terrible deduction, either.”
― Capturing the Devil
“Radiant?” I guessed.
“I was going to suggest ‘like you wish to destroy my virtue at once,’ but I suppose yours isn’t a terrible deduction, either.”
― Capturing the Devil
“Dear Lord Wadsworth, esteemed Baron of Somerset,
I write to you under great duress. I cannot seem to properly ask to formally court your daughter and ought to be put out of my misery at once. Please send a vicious brood of vampire bats to dispatch me at your earliest convenience. It would clearly be an improvement over this letter…
Your daughter’s hopeful yet stupid suitor,
Thomas”
― Becoming the Dark Prince
I write to you under great duress. I cannot seem to properly ask to formally court your daughter and ought to be put out of my misery at once. Please send a vicious brood of vampire bats to dispatch me at your earliest convenience. It would clearly be an improvement over this letter…
Your daughter’s hopeful yet stupid suitor,
Thomas”
― Becoming the Dark Prince
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