Jo

“Leo fell in love with every girl he saw-as long as she was completely out of his league.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“So, a crash course for the amnesiac,” Leo said, in a helpful tone that made Jason think this was not going to be helpful. “We go to the ‘Wilderness School’”—Leo made air quotes with his fingers. “Which means we’re ‘bad kids.’ Your family, or the court, or whoever, decided you were too much trouble, so they shipped you off to this lovely prison—sorry, ‘boarding school’—in Armpit, Nevada, where you learn valuable nature skills like running ten miles a day through the cacti and weaving daisies into hats! And for a special treat we go on ‘educational’ field trips with Coach Hedge, who keeps order with a baseball bat.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero