“THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“What Turning Forty Means to Me
I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.”
― Bossypants
I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.”
― Bossypants
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