James

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“Books can be terrible snobs.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.”
― Simon R. Green, A Hard Day's Knight

“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I don’t do divorce work, and I wouldn't recognise a clue if you held it up before my face and said Look, this is a clue.”
― Simon R. Green, Hell to Pay