David

“It’s a well-known fact. It’s well known at the organic level, like a lot of other well-known facts which overrule the observations of the senses. This is because if people went around noticing everything that was going on all the time, no one would ever get anything done.*”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Pray you never face a good man, Vimes thought. He’ll kill you with hardly a word.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Carrot stared straight ahead of him with the glistening air of one busting with duty and efficiency and an absolute resolve to duck and dodge any direct questions put to him”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Inspirations sleet through the universe continuously. Their destination, as if they cared, is the right mind in the place at the right time. They hit the right neuron, there’s a chain reaction, and a little while later someone is blinking foolishly in the TV lights and wondering how the hell he came up with the idea of pre-sliced bread in the first place.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms