Waofu

“What's the matter, don't you like surprises?"
"I like them if they're pleasant ones, and when they happen suddenly," Holly said. "But not when I have to ponder them for an hour and forty-five minutes.”
― Stuart Woods, Reckless Abandon

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
― Bill Watterson

“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.”
― Lia Habel, Dearly, Departed