Waofu

“No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.”
― Lia Habel, Dearly, Departed

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
― Bill Watterson

“I'm just not built for fairytale surprises.”
― Karen Tayleur, Love Notes from Vinegar House

“What's the matter, don't you like surprises?"
"I like them if they're pleasant ones, and when they happen suddenly," Holly said. "But not when I have to ponder them for an hour and forty-five minutes.”
― Stuart Woods, Reckless Abandon