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Aileen’s Quotes

“This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.”
― Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

tags: humour

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“Because even if the lie is beautiful, the truth is what you face in the end.”
― Lauren DeStefano, Fever

tags: lies, truth

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“There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly”
― Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

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“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: humour

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“She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?”
― Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

tags: humour

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