Gigi

“Like, you know that feeling," I try to explain, "where it's Sunday night and you have school or work the next morning but then it's a snow day and you don't have to go in? You feel like that."

"I feel like a natural disaster?" he teases, but his gaze is intent.

"No," I say, forcing myself to say what I mean. "A relief. You feel like a huge relief."

Rex's eyes go very soft. "You feel like a relief too, Daniel," he says.”
― Roan Parrish, In the Middle of Somewhere

“The guy you’ve been seeing, the one you were all so secret-squirrel about, was my dad?” Cooper nodded. “Yes.” “Oh, fucking hell,” Ryan squeaked. “The one you said sucked dick like a Dyson?”
― N.R. Walker, Elements of Retrofit

“I keep spare business shirts. In case of emergencies." Emergencies? "Do you expect to have jizz on your shirt often?”
― N.R. Walker, Sixty Five Hours

“If you think you're into that, man, there are websites. Start with those before you go to something called Total Domination Tuesdays.”
― Avon Gale, Let the Wrong Light In