Neil Clark

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
― W.C. Fields

“You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.”
― W.C. Fields

“The Greek god Dionysus was a man-god said to be the “Son of Zeus.” He was killed, buried, descended into hell, and rose from the dead to sit at the right hand of the father. His empty tomb at Delphi was long preserved and venerated by believers.”
― Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”
― W.C. Fields