Book Chomper

“That scar you flaunt is beyond hideous. I suggest you wear a scarf or a large necklace at the very least, to provide a distraction from such a glaring flaw.”
“Ah, now your rumoured exceedingly large collection of scarves and enormous necklaces makes sense.”
― Jane Cousins, The Beast Of Gloomenthrall: A snarky, hot and fun romantasy.

“Neither did I, but unlike Leon, I would be highly unlikely to shoot each of them through the left eye “for symmetry reasons.”
― Ilona Andrews, Emerald Blaze

“...I was talking about my performance appraisal form.”
“No we weren’t.”
“Sure, remember last night, I mentioned it, then we got side tracked a little when your guts started falling out.”
“This is the way you badger people to complete the form?  No wonder you’re still an apprentice.”
“Please, what would Hadleigh do without me?”
“Well, if you keep pissing Vaughn and Drum off like you do, I’m guessing it won’t be too much longer before we get to find out.”
― Jane Cousins, To Wrangle A Witch

“I don’t like to be one to say I told you so.” Perri nudged her sister, as Alia stifled yet another yawn. “But the two of us would have made dreadful nuns.”
― Jane Cousins, The Beast Of Gloomenthrall: A snarky, hot and fun romantasy.