Book Chomper

“She was a Valkyrie. She could do this. No mountain too high. No neck too thick to hack through.”
― Jane Cousins, A Demon Is Forever

“...I was talking about my performance appraisal form.”
“No we weren’t.”
“Sure, remember last night, I mentioned it, then we got side tracked a little when your guts started falling out.”
“This is the way you badger people to complete the form?  No wonder you’re still an apprentice.”
“Please, what would Hadleigh do without me?”
“Well, if you keep pissing Vaughn and Drum off like you do, I’m guessing it won’t be too much longer before we get to find out.”
― Jane Cousins, To Wrangle A Witch

“Yeah, because you know what happened to Goldilocks, right?  The big…” He leaned in closer.  “Bad….”  Closer still.  “Bear ate her all up.”  His face once more had that neutral assessing expression he habitually wore, except for his eyes that roiled with heated intent.
“I think.”  Nell swallowed.  “You’re getting your fairy tales mixed up.  I believe it was Goldilocks who ate porridge.”
“Nah, Goldilocks got too sassy.  There was eating… but it definitely wasn’t porridge.”
― Jane Cousins, To Trap A Temptress

“If he just wanted sex from her, everyone knew the fastest approach to that end was just to enquire bluntly if she was interested. She was either willing to kill some time, or she was too busy killing. ”
― Jane Cousins, What's Up, Buttercup?