Book Chomper

“When one door closes, use dynamite and bring the whole fucking building down on the bastards’ heads.”
― Jane Cousins, To Kiss A Kringle

“I don’t like to be one to say I told you so.” Perri nudged her sister, as Alia stifled yet another yawn. “But the two of us would have made dreadful nuns.”
― Jane Cousins, The Beast Of Gloomenthrall: A snarky, hot and fun romantasy.

“...she was faced with an annoying, irritating Demon. One she wasn’t allowed to kill. Unless she made it look like an accident. But she had a feeling that even the lazy heifers in the Legal Department would get suspicious if she wrote under cause of death; fell on my hatchets seventeen times.”
― Jane Cousins, What's Up, Buttercup?

“She was a Valkyrie. She could do this. No mountain too high. No neck too thick to hack through.”
― Jane Cousins, A Demon Is Forever