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George Carlin
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. ”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. ”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos”
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