Megan

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain