Bill Flood

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

“This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?”
― Alan Moore, Watchmen

“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”
― Samuel Johnson

“And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: "Life isn't fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride