Mathias

“I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human, or something.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
― Douglas Adams

“Not all those who wander are lost.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes