Jim

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”
― Tom Waits

“I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up”
― Lenny Bruce

“Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.”
― Martina Navratilova