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“We like to kidnap them in a van, and take then somewhere dangerous... SURPRISE!!”
― Gerard Way

tags: my-chemical-romance

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“You have to destroy something to make it beautiful.”
― Gerard Way

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“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.”
― Gerard Way

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“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”
― Gerard Way

tags: fellatio

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“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...

Assistant: Charmed, I'm sure

Host: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money?

Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!

Assistant: It's true... every penny.

Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?

Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people.

Laughter.

Murder Magician: I'm serious.

Assistant: He is.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

tags: horror, humor, humour, magician, murder

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