Chip Thomas

“An office lady in her clack clack heels walked me to my homeroom. And I'm thinking lady I hitchhiked to fucking Nashville. You think I can't walk down the hall by myself.”
― Barbra Kingsolver

“Men may or may not be better drivers than women, but they seem to die more often trying to prove that they are.”
― Tom Vanderbilt, Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do and What It Says About Us

“Maybe if somebody else did the damned dishes for once!” she shouts again, slamming down a mug. The handle breaks off it. She throws the mug pieces into a Ziploc bag, to preserve the memory.”
― Jennette McCurdy, I'm Glad My Mom Died

“I wouldn’t stop until I figured the damn thing out–it would take me fifteen or twenty minutes. But during the day, other guys would come to me with the same problem, and I’d do it for them in a flash. So for one guy, to do it took me twenty minutes, while there were five guys who thought I was a super-genius.”
― Richard P. Feynman, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!: Adventures of a Curious Character