Schuyler

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
— Riley Poole”
― Ann Lloyd, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
― Steven Wright