Schuyler

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”
― Christopher Paolini

“I get mail; therefore I am.”
― Scott Adams

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
— Riley Poole”
― Ann Lloyd, National Treasure: Book of Secrets