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Douglas Adams
“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

Terry Pratchett
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
Tom Snyder

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“Well finish your story anyway."

Where was I?"

The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses."

Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless night I stayed up with Father while he worked. It was all we could do to find a live patient to treat. In bed after bed after bed we found dead people.

And Father started giggling," Castle continued.

He couldn't stop. He walked out into the night with his flashlight. He was still giggling. He was making the flashlight beam dance over all the dead people stacked outside. He put his hand on my head and do you know what that marvelous man said to me?" asked Castle.

Nope."

'Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours.”
Kurt Vonnegut
tags: humor

Terry Pratchett
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
Terry Pratchett, Diggers

year in books
Sariah
277 books | 49 friends

Tara
538 books | 72 friends

Kathryn
487 books | 40 friends

Allison
264 books | 23 friends

Rachael
1,503 books | 32 friends

Natasha
853 books | 69 friends

Sarah
230 books | 9 friends

Ruth
1,971 books | 64 friends

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